June 2007


The NFL has decided to close down NFL Europa despite the impressive attendence that the World Bowl received last weekend.

Overall I think this was the right decision, not only was the league losing approximately $30 million a year, but it was growing increasingly half-assed and was filled with more bitter coaching then a sacked Tennis parent.

The truth is the NFL didn’t really know what to do with NFL Europa. It started out well enough but the owners were mostly greedy guys who thought they could make a fast buck and, rather then market and develop a new fan base, all but one of the teams ended up moving to Germany, where the fans apparently have a hunger for bad football.

This decision will give the NFL more resources to focus on the International Series which is far, far more likely to gain the growth and support that the League is after. European fans all know the same thing that U.S. fans do; The NFL is it. There is no other league in the world or in  any other sport that provides the thrill and excitement of the NFL. It’s time for the rest of the world to get a chance to see it.

[NFL.com]

Wimbledon aka The Tennis World Championships, is well under way at the moment. Actually the tournament is well under way, the actual matches are being rained off to a slightly ridiculous level at the moment.

Nevertheless, Federer, Nadal and Roddick eased their way through the first round matchups without too much trouble. But the real story was Tim Henman’s four hour five set marathon victory over Carlos Moya. Henman had won an incredible two matches this year on the international circuit and was looking every part the washed up old pro in a world of young robots.

The pundits never gave him a chance against Moya (and neither did I) but we may have forgotten that this is Henman’s House. He may never have won Wimbledon but he’s still a hero to the British fans who cheered him louder then ever before. And, for once, he responded to them. I’ve never seen Henman so fired up as he was against Moya. It was pretty exciting to watch this former number six in the world playing so damned determined and aggressively, he refused to let the British crowd down by busting
out in the first round.

There was a film a couple of years ago with Kirstin Dunst, where this old English Tennis Ace goes on the streak of his career and wins the whole thing. Watching Henman yesterday you almost believed he could do the same. Almost.

The truth is Henamn is almost certain to go out in the next round, but in my mind, he’s done enough. He came in and entertained the fans one more time, gave them a victory they didn’t expect and left them with a smile on his face. Win or lose the next game, he’s done a great job.

[SI.com]

I wrote a little post on Jesse Owens for the 100 Most ‘Ifluential’ People in Sports over on A Price Above Bip Roberts. Check it out here.

It’s currently one-a-piece in the America’s Cup final between Emirates Team New Zealand and the reigning Champions Alinghi, from Switzerland (yeah, the country surrounded by land with zero access to the sea).

Pundits and fans are stuck on which team will pull out of this victorious, both the ridiculously precise Swiss and the ‘Never Say Die’ Kiwis have looked unbeatable at times. However, the Kiwi’s victory was a surprise one yesterday brought on by a rare Swiss mistake; apparently someone said ‘Avast me-hearties!’ instead of ‘turn to starboard’ and the whole
thing turned into a blame fest.

I’m not certain about the exact Swiss translation of ‘Avast’ or ‘Me-hearties’ but I do know that this mistake does not necessarily mean the Kiwi’s were purely lucky. Sailing, you see is all about the mistakes of judgement. The better your judgement, the less mistakes you make and the more you win,so while it may seem like New Zealand were gifted the victory, perhaps the truth is that the Swiss are not as inch perfect as the fans have come to expect?

[Official 32nd America's Cup Website]

Many times when I’m watching sports (so that’s many times multiplied by many times then?) I notice that a particular position seems to be a little more open to innuendo then the others. (Inyourend-o). I often wonder how these names were thought up; what was he thinking? etc etc. And so below is a list of the dubious positions I have noticed so far.

Slot Receiver – I for one would not like to be receiving anything in my slot. Nor would I want people to describe me as being ‘excellent at receiving it in the slot’. Obviously the slot is important to everybody, it’s just not something that belongs in a sports name.

Hooker - Whoever invented Rugby Union must have been short on ideas when it came to naming the positions. We can only assume that a ‘Lady of the Night’ happened to stroll past the position namers’ window at the time and he had a light bulb moment. Which perhaps, as a position after Hooker is simply called ‘Number Eight’, leads us to the conclusion that the Lady was not waiting long for her next customer…

Hole Check - Now come on, this is just getting silly. Why would Water Polo need a player whose distinct role involves checking the hole? And whose hole are we talking about here? His own, or somebody elses? I can’t decide whether the word ‘Gap’ would have been better used here or not. Or perhaps, oh I don’t know… ‘Checker’, ‘Forward Defender’ or anything else along those lines might have been a better choice.

Tight-End -  The position of Tight-End provides us with such a large amount of juvenile humour through-out the Football season that it deserves to make this list more then any of the others. ‘Brady forced that one into the Tight-End’, ‘The running back went up the inside of the Tight-End’ and on and on…

Fine Leg - Doesn’t a fine pair of legs usually come in pairs? Then again, on the odd occasion that I’ve seen any Cricket, there hasn’t been any sexiness on the field at all. Mostly it’s just a bunch of slow-moving pot belied dudes walking around a field. Maybe the position was named after the creator was shocked to catch a glimpse of a nice leg during a wayward streak?

So there you have it. If there are any I have missed out then feel free to add them
on in the comments.

Some of the best from around the blogzone…

Kevin Harlan is todays pick for 100 most ‘influential’ sports peeps over on [A Price Above Bip Roberts]

There’s only really one debate we can have this week and [Complete Sports] has it down in the Thursday Debate.

Sometimes fate likes to remind you that it does have a sense of humor. [The Extrapolater]

Who would have thought that a Cross Country meet… in Alaska… would cause this much controversy? [WBRS Sports Blog]

Can 14 people be a justifyable nnumber of announcers for any event, let alone the NBA Draft? [Awful Announcing]

Man, does anybody else wish that Lacrosse would just go way and die somewhere? [With Leather]

You now those no hopers who declared themselves for the NBA draft this year? No?? Well here they are! [The Feed]

I’ve always liked Sammy Sosa. There’s just something about the guy that seems… oh I don’t know, friendly or something. That’s why this was some great news this week. [Babes Love Baseball]

There’s more to Coco Crisp then just a cool name according to [One More Dying Quail]

Is the NFC West really open enough for the 49ers to win it this year? [Troy's Thoughts on Sports]

And Finally…

Have you entered the free competition yet? If not, why not?! [Shot To Nothing]

For those of you who don’t know, Cam Cameron is in London for three days this week doing a bunch of media gigs and promotional events for the NFL International Series game in October.

And whaddaya know, it turns out the British fans actually know stuff about football…

‘One thing I’ve found very interesting is how knowledgeable the people are about the Miami Dolphins and the NFL,”

Why do some folks still not get the enormity of the worldwide NFL fanbase? It’s not like the NFL haven’t been banging on about how popular it is in Europe for the last three years.

Thankfully David Neal of the Miami Herald appears to understand the massive support that the Dolphins have in Britain:

“Cameron expected even British NFL fans to know and discuss Taylor and linebacker Zach Thomas. But when people start bringing up a tight end who has started only 30 percent of his games in a six-season NFL career, it’s an indication those first 40,000 tickets didn’t get sold in 90 minutes (according to the NFL) because British sports fans thought Dolphins-Giants was a great novelty act.”

It’s good to see that honest, hard-working, Dolphin loving fans in London will finally get to see their team playing up close. Unlike alot of people, I see the international series as a great thing for the NFL, not only in terms of revenue but also in terms of growth. I’m glad to see it working out so well.

[Miami Herald]

After the U.S. and Canadian Grand Prix’s, Formula 1 returns to Europe (where Nascar fans undoubtedly think it should stay) with the first race being the French GP on the 1st of July.

This is where the honeymoon period may well end for Lewis Hamilton and the fighting and stress of the marriage to Alonso may well set in.

Whilst I don’t want to tear down the tracks outside of Europe, it’s the ones inside that take the most amount of skill. A bit like with a fair few of those pretty ladies you see down on the grid before a race, if you’re going to score experience is everything. And, you know, money.

Alonso, as much of a crybaby asshole as he is, has a huge advantage over Hamilton here where the straights are narrow and the corners tight. It’s not that I don’t think Hamilton can keep winning and go all the way, it’s just that now is the time to see whether his extreme lack of experience will affect him or not. If it does then sadly we may have to watch Alonso making a come-back.

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The ebays have struck again. Lewis Hamilton has sold one of his former racing karts for £42,000 (just over $80,000) today.

I’m guessing the added bonus of getting to meet Lewis himself went along way to securing such a phenominal figure, but I could be wrong. That Kart can do about 80mph and has won several hi-profile er… Karting races, so perhaps this makes it the perfect gift for the Hamilton crazed karting kid?

And before you start in with all that ‘cashing in’ or ’selling out’ malarky, all proceeds from the sale of the kart wil go to Tommy’s which is a babies charity I believe. Which is yet another reason to like the guy, I guess.

[BBC Sport]

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